Kalau dah otak komputer

A typical conversation between a COMPUTER PROGRAMMER and his wife.

A typical conversation between a husband who returns late from work as a computer programmer and a house wife.

Husband :”Good Evening Dear, I’m now logged in.”
Wife : Have you brought the ring ?
Husband : Bad command or filename.
Wife : But I told you in the morning…
Husband : Erroneous syntax.
Wife : What about my new blouse ?
Husband : Variable not found …
Wife : At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband : Sharing Violation. Access denied …
Wife : Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny ?
Husband : Too many parameters. Abort!…
Wife : It was a grave mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband : Data type mismatch.
Wife : You are a useless nut.
Husband : Default Parameter.
Wife : What about your Salary ?
Husband : Access denied. File in use…

He proceeds to the shower and spends there all evening!
Wife : What took you so long?
Husband : You gave me a bottle of shampoo which says “lather, rinse, repeat.”

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Cik tom seorang part time blogger yang sangat sukakan dunia blogging dan buah tomato. Mula menulis blog 15 Julai 2010. Menaip segala ilham dari akal fikiran dan hati ke dunia alam cyber. Sebarang persoalan atau pengiklanan/advertorial/review sila hubungi ciktom; tomatogurl86[at]gmail.com...gantikan [at] dengan @

10 thoughts on “Kalau dah otak komputer

  • August 15, 2010 at 6:15 pm

    hahahaa… macam bendul jep..

  • August 15, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    memang bendul pun…dah ngadap komputer je…hik3;p

  • August 15, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    adoiii…boleh jadik bengang isteri kalau suami camni…hahaa…

  • August 15, 2010 at 8:12 pm

    hehehe…mana ko amik cerita lawak ni….nak try kat awek aku la..

  • August 16, 2010 at 1:32 am

    nana: mmg bengang kan…cik tom bc dialog ni pun da bengang..hihi

    anon: ala carik dengan pak cik google la…kesian awek ko…jgn amalkan..

    hentakbelipat: mmg gile…jgn amalkan ya 🙂

  • August 16, 2010 at 4:08 am

    hehe..dah 2 org ajak cik tom join contest ni…ok2 nati cik tom join..thanks ye 🙂

  • August 16, 2010 at 8:25 am

    Nite..ciktom..i like artikel klw dah otak komputer….hahaha..

  • August 16, 2010 at 11:47 am

    thanks dear 🙂


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